That 'S' stands for Schwinn.
That 'S' stands for Sally (her first name).
That 'S' stands for Studard (my last name).
That 'S' also stands for SOHELPMEGODIWILLBREAKYOURLEGSI
You have been warned. She's a lady. So look, but don't touch.
- Kristen
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
In Defense of Sally Turkel: A Word of Warning
I get it. My bike is awesome. Like super awesome. She's a vintage green Schwinn Breeze and she's supersexy. She's got a really handy white basket on the front that perfectly fits a 6-pack of beer. She's got a cute little bell with a serene picture of a deer on it for dinging at people in recognition or just when you need them to get out of the way. She's even got the original green seat with a white 'S' printed on it.
That 'S' stands for Schwinn.
That 'S' stands for Sally (her first name).
That 'S' stands for Studard (my last name).
That 'S' also stands for SOHELPMEGODIWILLBREAKYOURLEGSIFYOUTRYTOSTEALMYBIKE.
You have been warned. She's a lady. So look, but don't touch.
- Kristen
That 'S' stands for Schwinn.
That 'S' stands for Sally (her first name).
That 'S' stands for Studard (my last name).
That 'S' also stands for SOHELPMEGODIWILLBREAKYOURLEGSI
You have been warned. She's a lady. So look, but don't touch.
- Kristen
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2 comments:
Don't worry, big bro Studs is watching over her.
Pretty common bike, so you should be able to get another. I have the same bike, same color and know like 3 others who have this bike in my neighborhood.
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