Dear Jerkface,
When you steal something that's worth less than the trouble it causes someone else, you're not cool; you don't win; you're just a jerk.
I wasn't that far from home and I probably should have parked my bike a little closer to where I was hanging out, but since my U-lock was clearly laced through my wheel, I have to conclude that your stealing my quick release axle was just out of spite. Maybe I should have invested in those wheel locks, but you probably would have found some other way to mess up my ride. You're just a jerk.
I had to carry my bike home and I'll have to drive to work tomorrow, but then I'll go to the bike shop and replace the part. I'll forget about it in a few days, but you'll still be a giant jerk. At least when I left my car unlocked and the homeless guy slept in it, someone got a nice place to sleep and my car just smelled funny for a few days. You got nothing worth mentioning and caused me to scrape up my leg when I tried to ride my bike and the wheel came off. You're a jerk.
- Juliana
1 comments:
I also had that happen. Some diddleballs stole my quick release, but I was going 40kph when I came off and scored myself a ruptured kidney and a ruined falange. All for a quick release.
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